its simple to condemn yourself too!
I found an online test that lets you know where your going
I'm going to the 8th level of hell(:
I'm 15, I encourage you to take this test and laugh at its ridiculousness!
I do believe in God
not hell, not torture.
I'm sorry but it just doesn't seem like a place where somebody who loves
you would condemn you to!
So lets go over this
the first level is Limbo
where authors
wow some of the most amazing people I know are authors
Oprah, Obama, Dr. Phil, as well as bush aha
great philosophers (the great in front of philosopher obviously stands for nuisance xD)
unbaptised children go.
and the Virtuous non believers
Limbo is griefs abysmal valley, its full of sorrow without torment
I don't know about you but I'm already condemned
lets go further shall we?
The second circle of hell is..
2-5&7 don't have a name lets call it
a blind mans world(:
this is where ANYBODY who is lustful will spend eternity
it has raging wind
the punishment for luster's is to be blown around in a hurricane
and fondled by the wind xD
So anybody who likes pleasure be warned you'll be molested in your after life
much like Cleopatra and Helen of Troy.
If you were wondering(:
The third circle
gluttons&lyers are next
because your fat and consumed in excess
your going to be in cold dirty rain forever(:
Meet you there!! I'm not fat but honestly excess really?
Who hasn't had a few too many cookies, or way to many shoes.
This my friend is ridiculous!
As for a lie, EVERYBODY IS DAMNED!
There are a few things you never have to teach a child to do
1. Lie 2. Swear
The fourth level
This is where the rich people go that never learned to share
damn
well at least they'll get punished for
"forgetting" about their taxes
This is quite the comical topic(:
The Fifth Level
As punishment cannibalism is widely accepted
While you roll around in mud and are punished for leading a vindictive life(:
Your apparently sullen and secluded? Duh!
Your in a pool of mud.. In hell?
Being ripped apart limb, by limb?
If you think about it your kinda like a horcrux in harry potter!
Seriously, because your not still in the flesh
yet your being ripped into pieces
for eternity
as long as a piece of you survives
your immortal right?
The sixth level is called The City of Dis
Your getting closer and closer to Satan's city
And closer to where I'll reside apparently.
This is where anybody that didn't believe in God ends up.
I can think of a lot of races that are going to be happy in hell with all the atheists
I'm dumb founded.
The seventh level
is where anybody who was violent goes.
I thought it was a proven fact that a lot of violent people cannot control it.
I once read about a man who murdered 3 people
he was in prison for nearly 5 years before they realized he had a brain tumor causing him
to suddenly freak out for no reason at all.
So the seventh level is bull shit!
The 8th level is Malebolge
This is where I'll end up according to my test
Its a multi level (I want a penthouse!)
For malicious(: panderers and frauds!
Punishment is being put in a hole and having your feet near a fire ooh!
Some are dipped in human excrement.
Sorry but that's just not clean bro.
Magicians and fortune tellers are here tooo!
You would think there would be a more legit order to things.
Id like to add I'll be a harry potter character as well
Ripped into pieces
Dante reminds you that justice indeed smites them with its hammer
Justice is it? I disagree(:
I think I'd rather go to prison, they may make minced meat out of my rear but eh
at least i wont get dipped in poo! Cross your fingers
DONDONDON!
the ninth circle Cocytus
where treacherous sinners
are frozen and with them is Satan and his three faces
stuck with eyes and mouths frozen shut.
Sounds cold ha ha
Alright so I think you get the point hell is sort of bull shit in my opinion.
It says in the bible weather you believe it or not your sent hear to learn
and to love i guess. Not to dedicate this one life to kissing ass so you can sit in paradise
because your afraid of what will happen when you die. Live Life while you have your chance
don't live in fear, and experience the pleasures of life with morality.
If you want to find out what hell your going to here's the link
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
